NOW HIRING- Do you respect your elders? Do you follow orders? We are a brand new niche company hoping to expand dramatically once the Universal health care plan kicks in and are looking for the right people to fulfill the demanding requirements of a elderly death camp guard. These old people are going to beg you for a kidney, expensive medications and fancy wheelchairs. Your job will be to ask them what their number is again and to tell them to wait patiently and quietly for their number to be called. Quietly is the most important part of the programme as we don't want alot of squalling elders out there. They get to panicing each other, then all hell breaks loose.