the latest is that i may be getting that huge check
so then the question is what next?
heres my audition
hire me to write
heres a days worth of starts and projects and notions, some recycled, thers fresh that i believe can be woven together intos some kind of informative, helpful narrative about life at the end of the mayan calender!
enjoy!
heres a job for me to do......
and a great song
this song is just sooo sexy...enjoy it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcPc18SG6uA&feature=BFa&list=FLGEVs41_LGuo0-PectGyvVQ
ok you say to yourself
harry?
job
what kinda shit has he been smoking?
look at the begining of this video
sade stares out the window into the rain
so friggin sexy now wtach the light play on her perfectly fitting jeans...
theres a flash of light
you say "wow"
you agree with the song lyrics
every day IS christmas when you see that perfect ass illuminated
then someone shuts the lights off
you say WAIT
then the light flashes back onto the ass and you say YAY!
THAT's the kind of work im looking to do this summer
thats the kind of job that would suit me
thats what i call a career
i want to be the Gluteus maximus illumination engineer on videos
i wll also dabble in torsos and other sensual curves FREE OF CHARGE
thats REAL VALUE
oh crap im starting to write ad copy again
focus
harry focus
I am a mushroom turning the shit of my life into a twisted vision of success. That I am the only one who sees this success is the real hallucinatory aspect of my fungushood. So I am a magical mushoom then.
I've got that going for me, anyway
I don't mind about 4-6 hours of physical labor for the right price.
details can be found at www.bruteforcelandscaping.blogspot.com
Recipe for Sheep
Take one human being.
Bathe in cathode rays 4-10 hours a day (to taste)
the longer the humans bathe in the warm comforting rays of the television the more hyperactive and distracted they will be. They will also be hungrier and less secure.
For more aggressive, drunker, fatter sheep, have them watch the NFL and Major League Baseball.
For drunk, retarded sheep add a full slate of Nascar and Glen Beck.
organise my day
write the pain away
so then the question is what next?
heres my audition
hire me to write
heres a days worth of starts and projects and notions, some recycled, thers fresh that i believe can be woven together intos some kind of informative, helpful narrative about life at the end of the mayan calender!
enjoy!
heres a job for me to do......
and a great song
this song is just sooo sexy...enjoy it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcPc18SG6uA&feature=BFa&list=FLGEVs41_LGuo0-PectGyvVQ
ok you say to yourself
harry?
job
what kinda shit has he been smoking?
look at the begining of this video
sade stares out the window into the rain
so friggin sexy now wtach the light play on her perfectly fitting jeans...
theres a flash of light
you say "wow"
you agree with the song lyrics
every day IS christmas when you see that perfect ass illuminated
then someone shuts the lights off
you say WAIT
then the light flashes back onto the ass and you say YAY!
THAT's the kind of work im looking to do this summer
thats the kind of job that would suit me
thats what i call a career
i want to be the Gluteus maximus illumination engineer on videos
i wll also dabble in torsos and other sensual curves FREE OF CHARGE
thats REAL VALUE
oh crap im starting to write ad copy again
focus
harry focus
I am a mushroom turning the shit of my life into a twisted vision of success. That I am the only one who sees this success is the real hallucinatory aspect of my fungushood. So I am a magical mushoom then.
I've got that going for me, anyway
I don't mind about 4-6 hours of physical labor for the right price.
details can be found at www.bruteforcelandscaping.blogspot.com
Recipe for Sheep
Take one human being.
Bathe in cathode rays 4-10 hours a day (to taste)
the longer the humans bathe in the warm comforting rays of the television the more hyperactive and distracted they will be. They will also be hungrier and less secure.
For more aggressive, drunker, fatter sheep, have them watch the NFL and Major League Baseball.
For drunk, retarded sheep add a full slate of Nascar and Glen Beck.
organise my day
write the pain away
